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Second City 2: Less Pride, More Pork

So, this is something I did...

This is one of the cartoon voice overs I've done.

http://libtech.marin.org/test/overdue.swf

This is a thing.

America is doomed.

The key to my heart...

I love a lot of food, both haute and not-so-haute cuisine.  But the most beautiful, the most wonderful, the most scrumptious thing I have ever had is bone marrow.  The first time I ever had it, I turned to a friend of mine and asked him to kill me because my life would never, ever be as delicious as that very first moment when I tasted bone marrow.

I have mad respect for my vegetarian friends, but I promise you that I will never join their ranks because I cannot and will not ever give up the prospect of hunching over a shank of something and slurping out delicious marrow.

I am paleolithic and unapologetic.

On Poetry

Hey guys, if you're in love with a girl or were in love with a girl and had your heart broken, do me one little favor, will you?  Do NOT, for the love of all that's good in the world, write a fucking poem.  You are not good at it.  It will embarrass you in the long run.  It will be stupid, at best, and an affront to the English language, at worst.

There is maybe, MAYBE one real poet born every generation or so.  Odds are you are not that poet.

Don't write that poem.  Or people like me will make merciless fun of it.